Sex Galaxy (2008) Requested by Perry Aberli

In the future, Earth is plagued by over-population and global warming.  To help control some of this, sex before marriage is now an illegal act.  While on a mission to repair a broken toilet, three astronauts/ plumbers take a slight detour on their way home to visit a planet inhabited solely by females, where any type of sex is legal.  The only thing that stands in their way is their own retardation and a killer robot pimp named Ron. Does this sound like complete and utter nonsense?  That’s probably because it is.  This movie was made by splicing several public-domain movies from the 50’s and 60’s together, and then dubbing all new dialog.

Alex’s Thoughts:  While there was some funny dialog in this one, it was unfortunately too few and far between.  The concept was good, but it reminded me too much of Mystery Science Theatre 3000; and once I got that in my head, all I could think about was how MST3K was so much better.  What MST3K did that was so funny was riff off of the existing dialog, where as here they had to create their own dialog, as this was not a continuous movie and there were a few repeating scenes.  I guess they did alright for what they had to work with, but the dialog needed to be punched up a little for me, since that is all you really have to work with here.  It is a great idea, but could have been done a lot better.  Also not for the squeamish if you have problems with 1950’s public health videos about STD’s.  Alex Rates This Movie 4/10

Tim’s Thoughts: I agree with Alex, this is okay at it’s best. The main problem is that this has been done better, and the jokes get a bit old. Mystery Science Theater does it better than anybody else, not to mention Kung Pow. So all of that being said, I would say that if you never hear about this movie again, you will be fine. If you are drinking and need something goofy to watch, then go to it, otherwise check out one of the funnier alternatives.  Tim Rates This Movie 4/10

“I hope we can clean out more pipes than just those poop-filled ones on this mission.”

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